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☆ For Iggy

[broplaints]

[Because obviously, Ignis doesn't deal with enough of his dumbness during the day, he's gotta start texting it to him at night too.]

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

[regalblaze]

[He doesn't mind dealing with it, but the timing of it.]

So this is what keeps you up at night. Chemistry. I think some additional tutoring lessons are to be had.

[Take that however you wish, Your Highness.]

[broplaints]

[Listen, what else is he supposed to do when he's done kicking Prompto's ass in King's Knight? Go bug Gladio?]

Sorry
Guess our chemistry is so great I just can't get it off my mind

[regalblaze]

[Perhaps. He might get lucky and force the Sheild to sleep in the morning to skip morning run.]

I have to admit I am impressed with your array of puns tonight
Quite eggsceptional

1/2

[broplaints]

[Or annoy him so much he decides to get up even earlier. It's a slippery slope. And it probably leads to him suffering.]

Not doing so bad yourself, Specs
Absolutely spectacolar

[broplaints]

Actually tacos sound really good
Could you make me tacos
Please
I'm starving to death

[regalblaze]

[Such is the life when you make decisions like that. Ignis can't save you from Gladio. (Well, he probably can, but he won't.)]

Not to say that I am questioning your sanity but
It is 1:30
In the morning
You should be going back to bed

[Says Ignis as he sits up in bed with a groan.]

[broplaints]

[You definitely could, Ignis. He's pretty sure even Gladio is terrified of that stare. You just don't want to. ]

Huh, is it really? Guess me and Prompto got carried away again
But you're the one who always says I need to eat before I sleep
And what could be better for me than your tacos?
I'll make it worth your while

[regalblaze]

I am only worried about your health. You will wake with a headache next morning
And I am although tacos at this late hour might be a bad idea for your stomach
How about something light? Like rice pudding?

[He's getting dressed by now and looking for the keys of his car.]

[broplaints]

I'll be fine
If I wake up with a headache I guess you'll just have to stick around and take care of me

Iggy. Specs. You're killing me here
I just want three of your tacos
And for you to let me use your lap as a pillow
Is that too much to ask?

[regalblaze]

Noct
As much as I would like that, you have to train with Gladio
You will be getting up at 8

I am on my way
I will see what I can do. Are there enough ingredients in the fridge? Or should I stop by the store?
If you change your mind, rice pudding is always on the table

[broplaints]

Yeah we both know that isn't happening

If you stop by the store
Can you get those pastries I like
We can have them for breakfast

[regalblaze]

Don't worry, I'll make sure it does
You don't want him to double your training, do you?

You will feel sluggish from so much junk food
I will get them
But I prefer to make you pancakes or omelet for breakfast

[broplaints]

[Can you hear him groaning, Ignis? Can you? Because he is. So loud.]

Can't you just
Tell him you need me instead
Just this one time
Please Iggy
I will do anything you want
Even eat rice pudding instead of tacos

[regalblaze]

[Yes. Yes he can. Or, well, he can imagine it.]

I already did that on Saturday
Remember? Arcade with Prompto until 2am?
You have to go to this session otherwise Gladio will get angry with both of us
And if the word reaches the council that I am interfering with your training
They will strip Gladio away from you and give you to Marshal
And you know that negotiating with him is not possible

1/2

[broplaints]

[So the problem here is clearly Prompto. Is he gonna do anything about it? Probably not.]

I gotta stop letting Prompto talk me into things

[broplaints]

Fine
That's fine
Maybe if I complain enough he'll let me go early

.... You're still coming right?
I was serious about wanting to sleep in your lap

[regalblaze]

The day Prompto fails to talk you into things
Is the day I know something is very, very wrong

You are allowed to complain at Gladio, of course.
Do try to evade attacks when he comes swinging after you irritate him.

[The last part... Noct, stop playing with his heart.]

Of course, I'm on my way.

[broplaints]

You'd think I'd learn
But we both know that's not gonna happen so what's the point, right?

Good
I sleep better when you're near me

[What was that about not playing with your heart?]

[regalblaze]

The point is to make things easier for yourself
rather than making them more complicated and therefore harder

Is that an invitation to stay with you every night?

[broplaints]

Where's the fun in that?

[His own heart skips a beat at that, chest aching at the thought of being able to have Ignis with him every single night. Of falling asleep curled up against him, of feeling his warmth seep into his very bones.

Never did he feel more safe than when he was in Ignis' (or his father's) presence.]

Yeah
I guess it is

[regalblaze]

[Ignis' chest tightens and he has to take a deep breath as he types.]

I promise to stay over whenever I can

[ As much as he wants to indulge Noct, he can't fail on his duties otherwise they'll replace him. And that's out of the question. ]

I am in the elevator. I will see you in a few moments.

[broplaints]

[Noctis would blow an actual gasket if they ever tried to take Ignis away from him. Like full on nuclear meltdown. And no one wants that.]

Doors unlocked

[Mostly because he's already sprawled out on the sofa.]

[regalblaze]

[ There's a soft click of the door after a few more minutes, signaling that Ignis arrived. He spends a moment to take off his shoes and leave the briefcase in the hallway and heads into Noct's living room, a small smile on his face when he sees him sprawled on the couch. ]

A welcoming committee.

[ After leaving the bag with ingredients for the infamous tacos, he walks over to him and runs a hand through his hair. ]

Still not sleepy I see.

[broplaints]

[Honestly, he could crash out right then and there - but then again, he could pretty much do that at all times. The only thing currently keeping him awake from the promise that Ignis would be there soon.

And the fact that Prompto kept challenging him in King's Knight. But you know, details.]

I was waiting for you.

[It's impossible not to arch up into that touch - just like a cat, honestly - or to not reach up and grasp onto Ignis' hand in an attempt to pull him down.]