[He wants to argue that Ignis can't report what he doesn't know about.

Except even if Noctis hadn't just told him, he would know. Iggy always knew everything.]

I don't remember 'no yeeting you phone into a lake' being one of them. [It was probably in there somewhere, honestly. He hadn't really been paying that much attention.]

I just want one day where I don't have to be a prince and I can just be Noctis, you know?